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Pirates of Pageants Fundraiser

where our cast of unruly pirates compete to win the title of “The Most Pirate-y Pirate to Sail the Seven Seas

Part beauty pageant. Part pirate brawl. Entirely unforgettable.

Before the curtain ever rises, our most unruly, over-the-top, and questionably well-behaved pirates will take the stage to compete for the coveted title of “Most Pirate-y Pirate to Sail the Seven Seas.” Expect outrageous antics, ridiculous talent displays, shameless swagger, and more salty personality than should be legally allowed in one room.

This is not just a fundraiser, it’s a rare chance to meet the souls behind the scoundrels. You’ll get an up-close, behind-the-eyepatch look at our ensemble as they banter, boast, charm, and absolutely sabotage one another in true pirate fashion. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll walk into the show already knowing your favorite pirates in a way audiences don’t normally get to.

Presiding over the chaos are our celebrity judges,

bringing a touch of glamour to the grit as they adjudicate, crown the winning pirate, and attempt to maintain order (no promises).

And the fun doesn’t end with the crown! Join us afterward for a reception and meet-and-greet with our celebrity judges and cast! Don’t miss your chance to mingle, take photos, and celebrate the most pirate-y champion.

Come for the chaos. Stay for the comedy. Leave knowing exactly which pirate you’d trust with your ship… and which one you’d throw overboard. 

When

Sunday, March 29, 2026 12:00 PM

Cost and What’s Included

$10 – Includes ticket to a pirate pageant, one reserved sign per ticket to use as you wish among the general admission seating (the 2pm matinee showing of Pirates of Penzance is a separately ticketed production), a meet and greet reception with snack and photo op with Miss Michigan and Miss Greater Kalamazoo following the pageant.

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